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You couldn't pay me to make this up..

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The phone rings.. it's mom..

Hi mom..what's going on?
"hey you know what.. I was at aunt lisas last night, and you know her brother in law billy right? the one that lives real close to you?
yes?
"well I guess he golfs at that range across the street and knows them pretty well over there because he's been in that neighborhood for 20 years"

{she babbles for about 5 minutes before she gets to the point}

"so billy was having a beer with the guys that work there and they were talking about the flood a few months ago, and billy pointed to your house and said I know the girl that lives in that one, and the employees responded ""the one with the cute red convertible Mercedes? yeah we see her all the time"".

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Cute?

C U T E ?

C U T E ?

Beautiful, handsome, gorgeous, stunning, awesome but never 'cute'!

:burnout:
 
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