It could be worse Jeff. True Story. Back when I was working in the Division of Prisons, inmates were forever shoving items up their rectums. It was pretty much a routine to take them to the hospital and have whatever removed. On one such mission, I was outside the treatment room when I heard the Doctors & Nurses burst out laughing. This went on for some time. When the extraction was finally made I ask the emerging physican what was so funny. He starting laughing all over again. Seems the inmate had managed to ram a 4 cell lashlight up his rear. When the Doctors spread his butt checks and opened up that orfice, the light was on and shinning out his bum hole.