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Having my 10 year colonoscopy in a few hours so I better have my wits together when I wake up


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It could be worse Jeff. True Story. Back when I was working in the Division of Prisons, inmates were forever shoving items up their rectums. It was pretty much a routine to take them to the hospital and have whatever removed. On one such mission, I was outside the treatment room when I heard the Doctors & Nurses burst out laughing. This went on for some time. When the extraction was finally made I ask the emerging physican what was so funny. He starting laughing all over again. Seems the inmate had managed to ram a 4 cell lashlight up his rear. When the Doctors spread his butt checks and opened up that orfice, the light was on and shinning out his bum hole.
 

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Jeff you should be back home by now, I hope everything came out ok.




I will be going to a colonoscopy myself early tomorrow, so I feel your pain......


....well not really, I'm just the designated driver :)

I hope all was good!
 

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I'm back!!!!!

 

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Letterman Top 10 Thoughts Jeff Banks's Colonoscopy


 

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Worst part about it is having to drink that stuff!!!!!
 

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