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Mods can move this thread to a joke section if we have one. Thanks!

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---Do Green Filters really improve HP?
---Where can I get Green Filters?
---Any one heard of that smart top controller thingy?
---Where's 412Driver?
---Poll: Which wheels do you like?

I sure you folks have more (and funnier).
 

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Funny stuff...and nice follow up Cold Shot LOL!
 

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SLK Forum - Dan, what is the strange noise coming from my car?

Dan - You'll find the 6th sprocket on the vario roof master gear is slightly out of alignment due the slight tweak the technician made to your rear offside wheel tracking when you had that Service B back in November 07 ... oh and the part number is A765-9864-876x... oops, you've got the calf hide glove box liner, that will mean you need A765-9864-876q

SLK Forum - Hang on, I didn't tell you where or what the noise was.

Dan - You didn't need to.

SLK Forum - :hail:
 
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