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The May 2018 SLKWorld.com Ride of the Month Competition!!!
Ride of the Month General Rules:

1. The Ride of the Month coordinator will put up a thread on the 1st of each month.
Submissions will be accepted until the 15th of this month (4 pm edt). After the 15th, a poll will be setup and results posted after the polls close at the end of the month.
2. You must own the car.
3. No commercial advertising of any kind allowed when submitting photos,
ie. no license plates from commercial vendors or sponsors. Professional photos are ok.
4. Keep it clean. Cars only (No bathing suit models, etc).
5. Any previous member winner cannot compete again.
6. Only SLK/SLC vehicles are eligible for the contest.
7. Only one vehicle at a time (if you own more than one slk) can be submitted.
8. You may submit 1 photo but no more than 3 photos.
Just submit your photo(s) in the thread.
9. Members caught creating new accounts to increase their score will suffer disciplinary action.
10. Entrants should not solicit votes publicly or by private message for themselves or other entrants. In addition, members that belong to car clubs that have an entrant as a member, should not encourage their members to vote for the entrant. This makes the competition a popularity contest rather than a car contest. Those caught doing so will suffer disciplinary action/removal from competition.
11. In case of a tie, the moderators will decide the winner.

Prizes are:

* A site badge for your posting profile/user profile for the winner.
* Your car featured on the home page for the winner.
* A free one (1) year premium membership for the winner (if not currently a subscribing member).
* Free entry to the 2018 Ride of The Year Competition.
 

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Registered 2009 SLK200 2Look
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Hi Jeff -

I am going to enter!

1.: Clean car and take max three photos -
2.: Read again how to post pics -
3.: Wait for prizes -

DG
 

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Administrator 2009 SLK 55 AMG/Founding Member 2006
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Step right up, and enter the May Ride of the Month Competition!
Everyone's a winner, bargains galore
That's right, you too can be the proud owner of the Ride of the Month icon!
The quality goes in before the name goes on
One-tenth of a dollar, one-tenth of a dollar, we got service after sales
You need perfume? we got perfume, how 'bout an engagement ring?
Something for the little lady, something for the little lady,
Something for the little lady, hmm
Three for a dollar
We got a year-end clearance, we got a white sale
And a smoke-damaged furniture, you can drive it away today
Act now, act now, and receive as our gift, the ROTM icon
They come in all colors, one size fits all
No muss, no fuss, no spills, you're tired of kitchen drudgery
Everything must go, going out of business, going out of business
Going out of business sale
Fifty percent off original retail price, skip the middle man
Don't settle for less
How do we do it? how do we do it? volume, volume, turn up the volume
Now you've heard it advertised, don't hesitate
Don't be caught with your drawers down,
You can step right up, step right up
That's right, it fillets, it chops, it dices, slices,
Never stops, lasts a lifetime, mows your lawn
And it mows your lawn and it picks up the kids from school
It gets rid of unwanted facial hair, it gets rid of embarrassing age spots,
It delivers a pizza, and it lengthens, and it strengthens
And it finds that slipper that's been at large
Under the chaise lounge for several weeks
And it plays a mean Rhythm Master,
It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar
And it's only a dollar, step right up, it's only a dollar, step right up
'Cause it forges your signature
If not completely satisfied, mail back unused portion of product
For complete refund of price of purchase
Step right up
Please allow thirty days for delivery, don't be fooled by cheap imitations You can live in it, laugh in it, love in it
Swim in it, sleep in it,
Live in it, swim in it, laugh in it, love in it
Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets, that's right
And it entertains visiting relatives, it turns a sandwich into a banquet
Tired of being the life of the party?
Change your shorts, change your life, change your life
Get rid of your wife,
And it walks your dog, and it doubles on sax
Doubles on sax, you can jump back Jack, see you later alligator
See you later alligator
And it steals your car
It gets rid of your gambling debts, it quits smoking
It's a friend, and it's a companion,
And it's the only product you will ever need
Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing
Well it takes weights off hips, bust, thighs, chin, midriff,
Gives you dandruff, and it finds you a job, it is a job
And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange,
And it gives you denture breath
And you know it's a friend, and it's a companion
And it gets rid of your traveler's checks
It's new, it's improved, it's old-fashioned
Well it takes care of business, never needs winding,
Never needs winding, never needs winding
Gets rid of blackheads, the heartbreak of psoriasis,
You don't know the meaning of heartbreak, buddy,
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
Cause it's effective, it's defective, it creates household odors,
It disinfects, it sanitizes for your protection
It wins the election
Why put up with painful corns any longer?
It's a redeemable coupon, no obligation, no salesman will visit your home
We got a jackpot, jackpot, jackpot, prizes, prizes, prizes, all work guaranteed
How do we do it, how do we do it, how do we do it, how do we do it
We need your business, we're going out of business
We'll give you the business
Get on the business end of our going-out-of-business sale
Receive our free brochure, free brochure
Read the easy-to-follow assembly instructions, batteries not included
Send before midnight tomorrow, terms available,
Step right up, step right up, step right up
You got it buddy: the large print giveth, and the small print taketh away
Step right up, you can step right up, you can step right up
C'mon step right up
(Get away from me kid, you bother me...)
Step right up, step right up, step right up, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
Step right up, and enter the May Ride of the Month Competition!

You entered previously, now enter again!
You can't win if you don't play!


(borrowed from Tom Waite)
 

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Premium Member 2008 SLK55 AMG w/P30
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For the May ROTM, let me introduce my Black Betty, and yes, I know the name has several 'other connotations'.

Simply a beautiful car, just a MB intended. Simply awesome, with a P30 performance pack. Simply addictive, say no more!

Simply(an)SLK (with apologies to Marykay).





 

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For the May ROTM, let me introduce my Black Betty, and yes, I know the name has several 'other connotations'.

Simply a beautiful car, just a MB intended. Simply awesome, with a P30 performance pack. Simply addictive, say no more!

Simply(an)SLK (with apologies to Marykay).

Just need a 3rd one now Dave :smile: with a Manual box :grin::grin::grin::wink:

Lovely looking car and nothing wrong with you other one as well:smile:
 
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Administrator 2009 SLK 55 AMG/Founding Member 2006
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You are allowed up to 3 entries

I enlarged your 1 pic
 

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Administrator 2009 SLK 55 AMG/Founding Member 2006
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3 days left to join in the fun!

and enter the May ROTM!
 

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1 day left to enter!
 
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