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Administrator 2009 SLK 55 AMG/Founding Member 2006
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Premium Member 1999 SLK230-sold
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Sarge what happen? Did you get demoted to GSPI (GAS STATION PRIVATE INSPECTOR)???
 

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Administrator 2009 SLK 55 AMG/Founding Member 2006
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only when babes are involved
 

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Premium Member 2008 SLK55 AMG "Mabel"
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Speechless ….:rolleyes:
 
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Registered 2012 SLK350
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My wife was visiting our daughter at college last week. My daughter has a crappy, leaky BMW X3 that occassionally needs oil. I gave my wife a quart of oil to put in our daughters engine when she sees her at school. I instructed her to Facetime when she is ready to put it in the engine, so I can make sure it goes in the right fill hole. I said just put in a HALF QUART. Confident she knows what to do now. She hangs up. Calls me a minute later to announce, "It took the whole quart". I sighed and said, "failure to follow instructions."
 

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Premium Member 2002 R170 SLK V8 5.0
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I once had a customer who had a slight coolant leak on her (old 1970's model) Mini.
Her husband used to top it up every morning, until one morning he was away, so she decided to "removed the round cap" and filled it right to the brim with water ........................

Half a mile down the road it seized solid ..............

Yeah, you've guessed it, remove Oil Filler Cap and fill to the brim with about 3 - 4 gallons of water ? :ROFLMAO: ?
 
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