Earlier this evening I was driving home on Hwy 6, straight stretch of 5-lane road with a few traffic lights. I drove up to one traffic light and stopped next to a souped up Civic Si. Big rims, noisy exhaust, chrome everywhere, the works. After a few seconds the guy revved his engine. I looked his way and saw this adolescent dude giving me a "let's go" stare. I gave him my most sincere "are you stupid?" look back, and he revved it again. So I thought fine, no other traffic around, I'll give you what you want. Light went green, got some traction and floored it. After a few seconds I was so far ahead I felt sorry for him and let go of the gas and tapped my breaks twice. He flashed his high beams twice and that was that. Silly boy.