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now I get the 1st Funeral Offer from a local Company with my full Name on it in the Mailbox.......

Yep my Betty never went to the Mail Box today because it was too hot in Az.....

I did and there it was...... Dear Mister Lang..... have you ever thought about your last Ride......... Maybe we can help you... to plan ahead......


Boy that fancy.... high Gloss Offer was at least .19 Cents per Envelope and lets not forget the Postage......:D:D:D.....

You gotta love how Life flys by you when you call AAA for a dead Battery..... at 50!!!!!

Next Thing you know ..... there is a Pamplet in the Mail for you last Ride.....

I admit it was fault....... I should have bought a better Battery from AAA...

but what you gonna do when you have a Dead Line in a Abarth....... on the Side of the Road.....:(:(....

Yep I am a poor Sucker trying to send 2 Teens to College.... see there Love Life on you Tube....... and watch them moving back after College....

I the Berliner admit...... I M AT FAULT HERE..... spending all my Punk Years been the Rebel for free Housing in Berlin... really did it pay off...... all it took was a red Headed Irish Betty..... next Door...... with a Tray of Guiness and 3 open Buttons.... to sneak a Peak..... into my Future.....:mad:

Turns out my Future just came in the Mailbox tonight....... Dear Mister Lang......

darn it where are my Glasses to read the fine Print.......on my last Ride.....

You know ...... I am a stubborn German....... I frooze my Cheeks off in Berlin fighting for fair Housing.... for Punks... with a Mohawk that looked like Hell in my Grannys Eyes.......

and than there was that poor U2 Concert in Wichita Ks..... LOL I hope Bonos Estate Sale in Bev Hills will be better......

I am not angry ..... just Honest....... Fame is a Burdon in so many Ways.....


Once a Week I see it having Sir Elton Johns Picture blasted in Las Vegas.....on a Casino Wall...... close to the I 15......:(:(....

well I got the Toilet Paper in the Trailer for the MGM .......

Who got the upper Hand now??????

Like my Granny always said give them hell Boys.......... and never accept the 1st free Ride to the Funeral Place.......


she passed away last Year at 93......



LOL that will give me plenty of Time too fight over a new Sofa with a Walker...... at a Furniture Store with my Betty...... maybe .... just maybe by than Sir Richard from Virgin will have an Offer to send my German Cheeks with a Bang into Space......:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:....
 
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