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I volunteer at old folks home and we go to Walmart on Wednesdays
We take them by bus but Mac rides with me so we can get the motorized carts ready before the bus gets to Walmart
Mac is 88 years young but has all his faculties
3 lane highway. Walmart 1.5 miles away
Medium traffic dispersed evenly across all 3 lanes
I see BMW weaving in n out as he comes up on me
and sneaks into small space in front of me
I always let people in if they signal
He didn't He proceeds to left lane that opened up and Mac says 'get him junior'
So I always respect my elders and take off after him
Mac was wearing his Depends
I catch him
Pace him
Then leave him
I wait for him at the light
What you got he asks
Guess when I left him at the speed of light
He could not read my rear
I told him AMG
He said I can't mess with you
He said is that the hardtop convertible?
I said yes and demonstrated the Smarttop
(http://www.slkworld.com/general-discussion/121481-what-smarttop-all-members-keep-talking-about.html)
As I accelerated away and wished him safe driving
No bmws were hurt in this story
Maybe his feelings
We take them by bus but Mac rides with me so we can get the motorized carts ready before the bus gets to Walmart
Mac is 88 years young but has all his faculties
3 lane highway. Walmart 1.5 miles away
Medium traffic dispersed evenly across all 3 lanes
I see BMW weaving in n out as he comes up on me
and sneaks into small space in front of me
I always let people in if they signal
He didn't He proceeds to left lane that opened up and Mac says 'get him junior'
So I always respect my elders and take off after him
Mac was wearing his Depends
I catch him
Pace him
Then leave him
I wait for him at the light
What you got he asks
Guess when I left him at the speed of light
He could not read my rear
I told him AMG
He said I can't mess with you
He said is that the hardtop convertible?
I said yes and demonstrated the Smarttop
(http://www.slkworld.com/general-discussion/121481-what-smarttop-all-members-keep-talking-about.html)
As I accelerated away and wished him safe driving
No bmws were hurt in this story
Maybe his feelings