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My House smells like Bubble Gum

came Home early today from Alb. Nm. at 22.00 Hours to be correct Az Time.

Really I was so ready pulling into the Driveway..... kissing my Betty while she hands me a cold Beer in her 1989 Summer Shorts........

but something was not right when I drove up in my Street tonight all the Garage Doors are closed no drunk Male Neighbors to be found....... in the Front Yard..... No Kids playing Basket Ball ...... no Teen Girls been picked up by weird looking Boy Friends......

As I pull into the Drive open the Garage Door there is this strong Odor of Bubble Gum..... in the Garage....

I walked into the House no Betty laying on the Sofa no Teen Terrorists fighting over the last Female Hygiene Product........

just the smell off Bubble Gum a clean House... clean shampooed Hounds looking confused...... and my Betty and her Teens asleep......

What the Hell is going on in my House ???? I checked the Back Yard no Dog Poop..... I checked the Pool Filters....... clean........clean clean.........

I even checked my secret Breakfast Piggy Bank...... yes the Filter from the Dryer..... clean clean clean.....

I checked the Full Gauge on her Car..... it is Full......... Maybe she has an Affair with Julio the Gardner......??????

And than it hit me...... tomorrow is July the 15th .......

Bloody Hell how could I forget........

It is Nordstrom Summer Clearance Shoe Sale..............Oh Boy.....

time to call Dispatch early.... fill out them Forms for the Rider Program.... and hit the Road early with 2 good smelling Hounds.....

and sneak back into my Garage for a good Night Sleep when my Betty stands in Line...... at Nordstrom complaining about how them Shoes ruined her Sex Life...........

Here is another Travel Tip from the Berliner......... check the Calendar Mid July is always a good Time to take the Beer Hounds and your best Red Neck Friends for a Fishing Trip to the Lake....... even if you lost the Boat Motor last Year......

It sure beats caring Boxes of Shoes from the Trunk into the House......
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