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OMG here we go another Mid Life Crisis

I am the only one that turned 50 loosing Interest in driving a Mercedes ?....

For the last 30 Years of my Life I was a loyal Mb Customer..... My knowledge for Mercedes blows my own Brain..... I would slice a Piece of hard Butter to match the Valve Clearance on a W121 Motor.......

Since I turned 50 I feel like I am running out of Time...........


You know that art Feeling ..... telling your Betty.... I would love 2 take you to Cali..... sit at the Beach......... with a Glass of Wine..... and tell you ... you got the best Bum in the World.... but...... because.......


of 2 Teen Girls...... going to College we spend the Night at a Motel 6 looking at Graffity my Betty with Glasses..... going over the Budget...... me feeling a bit frisky....... because of the Glasses and the high Heels.... and the Bum............. turns out ... she is working on a Spreadsheet..... not for the Girls 2 go to College but for a Boob Job..........

LOL..... I am screwed no Matter how much I tell her.... you Boobs are awesome...... you Bum did not change a bit..... since I met you...... it is them Mercedes we bought over the Years....... the Things we loved driving a Mercedes are not even any longer on the Option List......


So do you think it would be ok........telling my Betty I just fell in Love with a Mistress by the Name off 911??????




Honestly I do not know what is wrong with me ..... since I turned 50 I need Glasses to read the Exp Date on my favorite Cheese ......

but I am turned off by Mercedes ..... the Option List ....... Night Vision .... a stick Shift..... with out a Clutch pedal..... a black Box......that controls my bad Habits...... an Eye Sensor that reminds me that my Eye Lids are asleep.... and than directs me to a Place where they will not take Amx....

You know what is sad ... steeping into a Mercedes Show Room in 2013.... or any Show Room...... I miss the Thrill off buying a new Car........

it is just bloody Boring in 2013 buying any Car..... electronic Gas Pedals ... a reminder that you got a new Friend on Face Book and a Disclaimer .....

that the Email might be a Spam from Iceland.......



What ever happen to them good old Days..... when you burned your perfect Eyebrows on a Weber.... that was out of adjustment...... walked into a Show Room with Bandages over your Eyes with 3 Pedals on the Floor......


Been 50 and getting old I think I might just start looking for a W107 Coupe...... or a 911 Rs can I afford it............ maybe ...... it all hangs in the Balance of my Bettys Spreadsheet for that new Boob Job.......
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And maybe .. you should just save your allowance for a newer 172 dear.. bettys and bassets come and go but MB is forever


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