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OMG it is already July!!!!!! Just a friendly reminder from the Berliner ... that now might be a good Time to go in your Garage and start on that Project you put on Hold for the last 6 Month..... go ahead look at the Nail Gun and pull the Trigger....... show your Friends that you can exchange a Tranny on a Mercedes without Jack Stands......

teach your Children that operating a Chain Saw is perfectly fine with out ready the Owners Manual....... show them that the Tie you got last Year for Christmas will not kill you....... standing on a Chair if the Knot is just right.............

Go out and work on your Project in the Garage......... loose an Eye an Ear tell your Kid to hit the Start Button while you do the final adjustment under the Mower....


because Black Friday is creeping up on us...... and we all know how the Mind of our Bettys work when they smell a Sale...........





Why I warn you Boys...... well I earlier today I got sexting Message from my Betty.......


in the old Days..... it was naughty Knickers Skin and a Pint of Guiness.... with Words like ........ I feel a bit naughty Tonight............


the one I got today was...... no Knickers..... no Skin.... no Pint.........

she send me a Pic of a Table with 12 Chairs.......... 3 Smiley Faces..... and in big Letters ........ This Year my Family will be staying at our House..... for the Holidays......


OK I responded back.......with 11..... ..... and than it hit me......


what better Way to creep out the In laws during Dinner with a Clip from Pink Floyd..... carving the Turkey......... and talking about my Child Hood.... Memories over a Family Dinner..............






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pardon my twisted Post on this Forum........ but after I drove 1100.00 Miles in the Semi picking up our oldest from a Friends House...... not wasted I repeat not wasted......

I had a long talk with her..... sending her off to a School in the Uk to understand her Parents better.......



OMG where did I andmy Betty and me go wrong...... as a Parents............ at 3 Am.....


I thought I did teach them the right Way of Life......


been an A Student..... all your Life....... is like been the Cat Lady in a Studio Apartment.....

I told her go for a C Plus enjoy Life....... rock the World..... follow you Dreams........

and do not get caught at Target at a black Friday........... because I got plenty of Ties to hang myself you bought me when you where young.....

LOL just like you I feel old......I remember them Days when they climbed my Back like I was the Lion King..... locked them in a Locker and the @#$%^&

like Hell....

Now one of them ask for the Car Keys to see a Band..... that sounds like a sleeping Pill.......

Let me leave you with a Video you might see pretty soon on NBR.........


fighting over a Pillow on a Queen Size Bed.....

with a Betty with a restless Leg..........

LOL my Life is a Comic Strip without a Pencil.......
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I have never understood the whole Black Friday craze. The video montage on Black Friday was both humorous and sad at the same time. It looked like most of the footage came from Walmart which is the last place I'd go to do Christmas shopping. Anyway, why go to the store when there are much better deals to be found online at home without fighting the masses. Every Christmas gift I purchased last year was secured from an online vendor. Now that's what I'm talking about.
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