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Now Kids and Bettys do not take this the wrong Way....... I am not looking for a new Betty.... but our Teen Terrorists told us tonight we need to get out of the House........ spend a little Time with each other...........

HHHMM I smell a teen Party at my Pool with plenty of wasted Teen Dudes naked Teen Girls in the Pool with no Life Guard on Duty.......

drinking my secret Selection of fine Schnaps I was hiding under the Valve Covers in the Garage of a 1967 W112 Flosse..... yes that is a Cover for the W112 with Fuel Injection......... and an Inline 6 Cylinder.

I know my Classic Mercedes............

HHHmm maybe our Teens are right....... Betty and me could use a Master Suit ...... separate Rooms ..... to built up the Excitement ...... knocking on the Door between........

Knock knock who is there.......

It is the Berliner...... I took all my Pills shaved my Ear and Nose Hair......

are you wearing naughty Knickers????? And if so...... send me a Pic............

I know how that Pic will turn out...... Sweat Pants from Years ago.... when I met her.......... them curley Thingis in her Hair...... that look like Window Cranks from a Flosse.....


Yep I know my Flosse Window Cranks of a 66 W110/111...........


All joking aside there is a Bet going on in our Family......... If the Terrorist Teen Brigade wins I have to give up the House for a Party..... and they find a Job..........

If we old Farts win... well..... it is not really a Win.........




they clean up after the Party move on to College and move back in...... after there 1st Break up with there Lovers...........


but you gotta love a fine Betty in naughty Knickers watching..... NPR with you....... because of a Bet......


Omg I so miss them Days..... when I scared the bloody Hell ...... out of them little Buggers... wearing my purple Gorilla Suit.......... walking into the Door after Work................


Took the oldest out today for a bit of Shopping Lunch.... Nails and Peti......something...$ 345.00 ...... over Lunch we had a good Laugh......

She told me...... Berliner when I was a Kid.... I never was afraid ..... of the purple Gorilla......


I did a bit research on my I Phone.... and no purple Gorilla with a German Accent ever escaped from the Phoenix Zoo...........


OMG....... what are Teens smoking our Days............. and you wonder why we old Farts taking a ride on Harley with out Helmets at 1 am in the Morning....

Stay tuned for more from the Berliner Hood......

my best Friend and Neighbor just got a knock on the Door .... at 1 Am from his Daughter...... he has not seen in 14 Years..........


LOL I never said a Word....... that my Betty our Hood is perfect......

that we are the Picture perfect Mercedes Customer...... ....

We buy used with a perfect Credit Score....... because...... we know...... and remember how we have been ...... as a Teenager............


Hey my Family is just as perfect as yours..............

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Oh wait, that's crazy. I know..tell them no!
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