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Having a smart Betty sometimes is not a smart Thing

Omg Holly Holmer or like my German Grandmother always said...... Ach du meine Guete....

Life was wonderful at the Berliners House today till that cute Women with that Million $$$$ smile from the Usps drove up in her postal Mobil a half Gallon of Mace on her Hips gave me a stag of Bills whispering in my Ear.....

Berliner ........ I am still Single ..... I guess she loves to read the Return Addresses on the Envelops.....

because it shure was not my good looks when she whispered them Words in my Ear.....

We got the 1st Bill for paying back my Bettys Student Loans........

Never in my Life have I seen an Irish Betty that pale in Seconds..... never did I fall down so fast dropping a fine Paulaner Weizen Bier on the Ground with out been over the legal Eu driving Limit.

Guess what Betty that was a full Glass of German Bier and you buying the next 12 Bottles.

OMG $ 900 Bucks and some Cents till Death due us apart......

That what the fine Print said....

Great ....... here goes my classic Car Budget to finish the Finny..... sneak some Parts from the Mercedes Classic Center behind her back...... and the VIP Coupons from TARJEE aka Target.... Ikea just dropped me off the mailing List with a lame Excuse from the CEO for the American Market........ that reads.... Dear Mr Lang...... we are at Ikea make an afford to support our local Community..... Ikea spends so many Cents per $$$$ to give back for Education..... but in your Case..... I am sad to say Ikea can not help you...... well fine I am an old stubborn Son of a Gun...... dating an Irish Betty.....

It was the fine Print of the Letter that made me Mad........

Mr Lang please stay away from our Dumpsters we got you on Camera sneeking around the Dumpster loading our Coffee Grounds in a 2012 Fiat....

Darn it there goes a good Fertilizer for my Tomato Plants...... Darn it there goes my Secret impressing my Friends with my Pasta Sauce.......

and now on my Day off after driving 70 Hours a Week in the Semi I have to look for work in Las Vegas......

I just hope that Elton John or Rod Stewart got a Heart for a German a French and English Hound as a warm up Comedian before the Show.....

I hope nobody tells Elton and Rod that Germans are not funny................

and to make Matters worse my Betty is now so smart that she figured out that she has no Time to do my Laundry........

I guess that is the Price you pay standing behind your Betty for good and worse and been the Male in the Family looking forward to them Words till Death do you apart.............. Ghee and we are not even married..... I followed my Account Gurus advise.... don,t do it... he told me....

As you can see having a smart Betty.....at Home.... really is not that smart at all for you Dreams Hobbies Classic Cars and a Wine Tasting at Lake Como with the Guy from Married with Children.....

all........just went PUFF......

Anyway I keep you posted when the Hounds and me get our 1st Gig in Las Vegas........ and the Date and Time for the Mega Garage Sale in my Hood ...... selling my Soul........ to another red headed Irish Devil.............

telling me ......do not Worry everyday is St. Pattys..... Day where you are going......

Boy I can not wait not only will I be a Star in Las Vegas with the Hounds I also be a Star for the new Guiness Commercial..... that Airs in the Eu Market telling there Customers Germans never touched our Can ............. at least that what I have been told......

Cheers to that!!!!!!!
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nothing wrong with it big guy-my wife and I are both MD's, but she's a specialist and has out earned me for years-but quality of life is great!! I wouldnt have the toys I have now if not for her contributions!!! yes, that includes the 55!!here's to smart chicks!!
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