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The List from my Honey

LOL, I give up I tried to be proactive with the Honey to Do List. I fired up the Lawn Mower to help her out. Honestly I thought I would be doing the right Thing mowing like it is a Texan Champion Ship....

Turns out I was in trouble as soon as she pulled up in the Drive way.....

She jumped out of the Car yelling at me....... Stop Stop Stop..... let me do it......

What now Woman????? I ask..... I try to be proactive with the Honey to Do List.....

turns out she was not happy that I run over 3 Sprinkler Heads while mowing the Yard.......

Hey it is not my Fault that the Neighbor from across the Street walks out
in a Thong and no Bra.

Any certified Lawn Care Taker would have run over 3 Sprinkler Heads like I did......

Turns out our Stripper Girl across the Street did me a favor. I don,t have to cut the Grass any longer or do any Yard Work.......

My Betty told me ..... Berliner .... you are in Charge of the Cars ... Oil changes etc etc....

Yes Honey I said....... working in the Garden is not for me.......

Honestly I did not have the Heart to tell my Betty that I get the Oil change right next to the Strip Club where our Neighbor works.......

Well I guess she can not blame me ..... that I suck taking care of the Garden .... that I have a Coupon for an Oil change.... to keep our Cars in Tip Top shape.....

with free Admission to the Club next Door.......

I learned to spend my $$$$ wisely...... with 2 Girls that are ready to go to College...........

and yes Germans do not know anything about Lawn Care..... but I sure know a lot about keeping them Cars running in our Family to make another Safe Trip to Home Depo with more Stuff to make the Garden look pretty......
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