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A phone conversation with mom...

I talk to mom just about every day..this has been the transcript of our conversations this week.

Monday 4-29-13
me: hi mom whats up?
her: what's going on are you working hard?
me: no, im reading about the car
her: are you loving it?
me: of course
her: your birthday is coming up, what do you want?
me: a grille
her: a what?
me: never mind
her: its for that fricken car right? you are nuts..ill write you a check whatever, you can buy what you want
me: thanks momma!

Tuesday 4-30-13
me: hi mom
her: what are you doing
me: working
her: so ill give you that check saturday at the party
me: what check?
her: your birthday check
me: don't write it just yet.. I may want something else
her: what? are you crazy? what now?
me: I think I need new headlights
her: what? you just had that car checked they dont work?!
me: no they work fine
her: lu..have you lost your mind? what are you talking about now? are you talking about adding crazy **it to the car again? you know I have no idea what you mean..
me: its ok mom
her: whatever just tell me how much

Wednesday 5-1-13
me: yes mom
her: what are you doing
me: working
her: have you stopped reading on the car yet
me: never
her: im glad one of us has a way to pass the time, maybe I should get one of those [then she laughs at me]
me: uh no.. I am not going to be your riding buddy. Besides, you cannot get one. They're expensive and you're on a fixed income..one is enough
her: what do you want to buy today for that stupid car?
me: new rims
her: have you lost your g*d d*mned mind?
me: yes
her: ::uncontrollable laughing::
me: Ill call you later
her: it will never end will it
me: what ?
her: buying things for that toy
me: negative ghost rider
her: you're an idiot [as she laughs uncontrollably]
me: I know this
her: as long as your happy..who knew a car to make you crazier than you already were
me: not me!


And that concludes the mod conversations with mother for the week. [if this did not make you laugh.. you need a vacation !!!]
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That will be the next conversation...


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She'll just think it's some weird type of millinery!!






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Thursday 5-2-13
me: hi mom
her: what are you going to buy next for the car?
me: a smarttop
her: a what’s up?
me: not a what’s up? A smarttop
her: what’s so smart about it?
me: I can put the top up or down while driving up to 35 mph
her: why would you want to do that?
me: because I can
her: I never told you you were adopted did I?
me: Bye momma!
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This all made me laugh out loud!!!

My wife thinks I got the SLK for a mid life crisis!
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With the convertible top maybe we can adjust the old joke about a boat.

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This all made me laugh out loud!!!

My wife thinks I got the SLK for a mid life crisis!
Nah. The mid-life crisis is if you buy a Porsche (no offense to any Porsche owners out there). Been there, done that . . .
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As someone here said - been bitten by an SLK bug. I'm the same way with my wife =)))

Her: What are you doing honey?
Me: Reading the forum.
Her: Oh no, again?! What kind of crazy idea you've got this time?
Me: I want to upholster my interior with Alcantara.
Het: Alka-who?! O_o
Me: It's smth like a suede leather. Looks and feels awesome!
Her: Let me see some pictures on google... Hmmm... NICE!!! I like it! When are you going to do that?
Me: Don't know, help me with the colors.
Next thing she finds a Carlsson tuning company and says - that's what we need to consider!
Me: NOooooo we stop here I can't handle any more mods Every time you get on this forum you get some expensive ideas.
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