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Omg i am in so much trouble

Went to the Doc this week for the annual Inspection turns out the Doc used the Word HHHmm a lot now that is not good when your Doc or Mechanic tells you this.

I bail out of the Doc,s Office call my Betty in Panic to find out what HHHmmm means since her Mother is a Nurse..

Turns out my Betty was more concerned about her new Washer and Dryer than my Health. .

Reminder to myself I have to change my Life Insurance Policy.....

Daniel she said I need a new Washer and Dryer. OK Ok Ok you get your new Washer and Dryer I said went to Sears with Cash in my Wallet....

OMG have you seen the Prices lately on Washer and Dryers???? In the good old Days you could walk out for under a 1K delivered and they send you a Check for the Scrap Metal.

I stepped into a Laundry Botique and the Saleswomen had a Rolex on her Wrist. My Blood Pressure dropped I run out of Sears holding on to my Wallet and List for her dream Laundry set.

Here is where I got into trouble the Fiat Dealer was 7 Min. down the Road.....

I thought what better Place to relax get some bottled Water for free kick some Tires and tell the Sales Person .... You looking.......

Boy oh Boy that new petite Sales Betty with the perfect Curves justed sucked my Laundry $$$$,s right out of my Wallet and during the Test Drive she put her Hand on my Knee and ask me ...Can you feel it?.....

Yep I felt it........... I came Home with a 2012 500 Abarth !!!!

I was holding my Grounds Sticker Price was 25K I bought for $ 20.700 out the Door .......

Came Home to let my Betty know her Option List for the Laundry Set is on Back Order for 3 Month......

OMG she is mad as Hell she went on Strike

till she gets her Washer and Dryer.

I talked to my Friends about the Strike over Beers ....

and they all told me the same Thing... its your Doctors fault that you Betty is not happy.......

So Kids and Bettys do you have any good Advise finding the perfect Laundry Stuff for my Betty so she will be happy me not putting a dent in my Wallet and the Strike is over//

Me and the Hounds tried the cute Look...

and the Flower thing.....

but my Betty is on Strike........

look the only Reason I bought the Abarth and spend the Laundry Money.......
she complained about her Rear is a bit out of Shape since she turned 42 last Week......

Honestly I did it all for her............ because I love them Sweats she wears when she kicks the old Washer.......

Yep them same naughty Sweats.... she worn 8 Years ago fixing me Breakfast
for the 1st time in the Morning.....

8 years later we got too much Crap in the House.... too much Crap in the Garage...... too many I phones.... around the Dinner Table... too many problems when the Wifi goes down....

too many Problems with Teen Hormons and Boyfriends that look like the Manson Family......

I know I screwed up..... so I offered the finested Betty of my Life a free Trip to Europe........ you know what she told me?????

Berliner if you and me go to Europe we have to talk to each other in a cold Hotel Room in Italy because you are a cheap Skate...... turning on the Heat ..... and I have to do 6 Tons of Laundry......when we get Home...... and find that....

your Hounds will be hanging on for Dear Life... to the Mirrors on the Beer Truck that is parked in our Pool..... and bark when another Teenager dives naked for another Can of Beer..........

Just make a Donation to NPR........ and get me that new Laundry Set!!!!!! HHHm I remember them Parties when my Dad was gone...... HHHm I might just send her to Europe alone just too make sure we got a Life Guard on Duty to explain the Looses to the Insurance Company.........
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