Came Home after 1k in the Semi and there was my Sign - Mercedes Benz SLK Forum
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Came Home after 1k in the Semi and there was my Sign

So much for my time Management as a Truck Driver. Did not talk to the Betty in 27 Hours thought I will sneak in surprise her had cold Beers in the Trunk and Flowers on the Seat next to me. I rolled up Lights Motor off I open the Garage Door by Hand try to surprise her and here was my Sign. She was doing Laundry bending over in the same Sweats we met 9 Years ago.

Well here was my Sign she was doing Laundry the S on her left Cheek wore off so did the Y on the right Cheek. When I open the Garage Door to surprise her my timing sucked big Times she loaded the Washer all I could read was EX between them Irish Cheeks.

Turns out I came Home too early the Washer broke again her oldest Terror Teen just broke up with her Boyfriend with that weird Haircut and painted Toenails and my Betty yelled at me......... You better stopped for some cold Beer...

Yes I did she had 3 Pints of Guiness and went to Bed....

Ghee I was only gone for 27 Hours

While I am typing away I found this

and yes I placed an order for 3 Boards to hang in the Garage.....

we all know how this one will work out in my Garage 5 Rednecks drinking Beer Way to early to work on the Bettys Washer while she is out shopping.

All it takes is Words like I Dare you.... and Voila the Race is on between Rednecks the Mailboxes with a cold Beer in Hand to run down to pick up some Parts for my Bettys Washer on a cool Board.

On 3.31 my Betty will be 42 I got the Sign to Night I will order her a new Set of naughty Knickers with tiny Mb Heckflossen on it get a Hotel Room with a Fridge full of Guiness share the Cucumber Mask with her hope she will pass out so I can text my drunk Red Necks Friends to make shure the new Washer and Dryer is in Place......

LOL and you wonder why me beloved Heckflosse still sits under a Carcover in my Neighbors Yard........
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