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Mom says Hi......

After my last Post i took a Load to Kansas to get away from my Betty and the broken Washer...... on a short Notice...... Mom says Hi from Topeka, Ks........

Like a good German them Weather Gods followed me all the Way to the Midwest.... with Ice Rain and Snow.... and spinning Tires on the I 40 across a Stripper Bar..... with a pink Neon Sign..... 1st Lap Dance is on the House.....
outside of Amarillo Texes.........

Well i was stuck the I 40 was shot down the Hounds needed too pee... and i needed a cold Beer.... well i followed the pink Neons Sign with 2 Bassetts cold as Hell and let me tell you them Bassets got a Nose for Hot Dogs and Topless Dancers.......

I had a Blast........ so did my Hounds....... and honestly ... i met some fine Folks at the Topless Bar from Barmades to Rednecks....

and they treated me and the Hounds just like Family....

This is what America is all about.......a Story too tell when you get old and let me tell you.......Amarillo Tx... got plenty off Stories......

Made it to Ks... to see my Mom.... she was happy too see me after 3 Years..... she got the Laundry done fixed my fav Food.... checked the Oil on my Semi....

I missed my Mom...........

While i was sitting on the Sofa at my Moms House holding my fav Beer in my Hand....looking at her Elvis Plates she yelled at me from the Room next Door.... Yep my Mom...... your Betty wanna know when you gonna come back to Arizona.......??????? She can,t find the Credit Card to buy a new Washer..... and she misses you............. and the Teens wanna go to the Warp Tour.......

Mom shut the P/c down came out of the Room...... Honey she said..... your Family needs you back in Arizona.....:confuse d:.....

MOM i said..... i am just a Ceo of a Circus...... what ever happen to the Brigde...... going from Kansas to Paris????

Took off the next Day with a Hang over 3 Elvis Plates...... clean Laundry perfect Oil Level on my Semi..... and the Hounds had a Blast peeing on Cows in Kansas.....

Made it back to Phoenix..... pulled in the Garage... my Betty was happy too see me holding up a G String from her 16 Year old Daughter that plugged up the Pump on the Washer...........

I am not mad getting old ..... i am mad with AARP.... because when i get this shinny Broshure ea Saturday in the Mail.......

not once they warn me about Elvis Plates from Mom and G Strings......from Teens ruining a perfect Washer....

BTW Mom says HI............
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And a big hello to Mom. Wish she was a forum member. Would be great to read stories about when the Berliner was growing up.
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Danial, your naratives always put a smile on my face! If I ever get to Phoenix, you and I are gonna meet up for a beer. I can only imagine how much fun your stories would be in person!


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