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I love my Doctor

24 Hrs after getting Rear Ended by a Fed Ex Box Truck in a Fiat pushed into a Ford Suv i felt abit loopy my Neck is not right yet and my Back was killing me...... So my Irish Betty drove me 2 my Doc...........


Now keep in Mind the Berliner is not a big Boy .... I am 5.6 160 Pounds on a good Day if i eat plenty off Fiber...... 169 if there are Ribs and plenty off Beer.... in the House.... after 1000 Miles in the Semi.......

My Betty dropped my off at the Doc,s Office......

She is from Vietnam 49 years old 98 Pounds at 4 Foot 9.......

i made my Betty wait in the Lounge ....... the lovely Check out Girls at the Front Desk put me in Room 7......


After about 20 Min sitting there fliiping Channels here is the knock .......

Come on in i said like a Cowboy from Texas.......

Here she is Hi Berliner..... are you still Smoking driving that Semi eating that BBq and drink 2 much Beer????? Like a Kid caught stealing Haribos i said yes......

I explained 2 her about the Accident..... how bad my Neck and Back feels and i am abit loopy........


Oh Berliner she said in her finest Vietnam English Accent......... Dont you worry just drop them Pants.......


So i did ...... mooned my Female Doc from Vietnam since i dont wears Undies..... I will fix your Back and Neck Pain ........ she said.....

Darn it Holly Holmer she shure did ......... She ramped that 4 inch Needle in my left Butt Cheek hit the Button 2 release the Meds gave me a slap on the Ass...

All done she said....... you gonna feel better in an Hour.......

Darn it she was right my Back and Neck felt awesome within the Hour......

On the Way out she told me pick up them Meds at Cvs...... tell the Irish Betty no Hanky Panky 2 night because that Shoot makes your Wiener Dog very sleepy wait 6 Hours before you lay on a Creeper 2 check 4 Frame Damage............
on your Fiat........


I walk out of the Docs Office my Betty had that look on her Face........Yep that look...... ....


Well Honey ......... how bad is it......... Well Car Bomb i said it is pretty bad......No Sex 2 Night but my Doc advised me in about 6 hours i should be fine 2 take the Creeper roll under it and check for Frame Damage on the Fiat.........


My Neck and Back don,t hurt at the Moment.... my left Butt cheek hurts like Hell and i am glad 2 Report there is no Frame Damage on the Fiat...........

My Advise 2 you if you find a good Doc...... that knows your Medical Back Round ..... knows you and the Family and the Cars you Drive......


stick 2 it even if the Out of Pocket Expense is a bit higher......


Yes my Doc from Vietnam is awesome......just like she said .... within Hours i lay on a Creeper check the Damage......under neath......


My left Cheek hurts like Hell on Tuesday i have 2 go back for the right Cheek Shoot.......




You know what i love about my Doc from Vietnam she called my Boss..... no driving 4 the Berliner she told my Betty in the Waiting Room no Hanky Panky.......4 the Berliner...... .......


Darn it finally i am Home free cruzn the Net looking 4 new Cars Mods...... compare Prices with Mb Dealers and Fiat Dealers...........


an Slk or Abarth.........


For 1 Moment i had it all...... drinking a Cold one under the Fiat on a Creeper........


Just about when the Pain Killers kicked in laying under a Fiat.... i get this Tap on the Creeper.... It is the Junior Irsh Car Bomb Car telling me i found the perfect Party College San Diego it is she said........


Funny my Fiat is a Wreck my left Cheek hurts,,,,,,,,from the Needle my Wiener Dog is a Sleep because of the Meds......


AAARRRR just when i found abit Love Beer and Hounds and a Moment of Silence in the Garage them darnBettys off mine find a blank Check.....


No wonder Men spend sooooo much Time at the Doctors Office....
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