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I am proud 2 Report

that i lost the Male Female Battle at my House..... including the Hounds. Ever since i sold the R 170 my Irish Car Bomb makes me take her C Class 2 work..... she takes the Fiat 2 the Mall......... comes back with useless Junk with a Sales Sticker on the Tag...... saying 75% off........

Guys help me out here she loves 2 shop at Macy,s.....etc etc.....


I bought the 500 2 leave a light Foot Print for her Daughters.....

for the Mpg waiting for them Mods from Italy......

yep the Fed Ex dropped off the Package from Italy..........while i sign 4 the Package...... He said let me Guess she took the 500......????!!!!!!

Here is some great Advise from the Fed Ex Dude..... yaaah know them R170.......they only got 2 Seats.......


Give me my Parts from Italy i said.........


He left my Betty pulls up in my 500......full of Sale Bags a smile on her Face........ btw Berliner the Engine Light is on my C Class.......


yes i lost the Battle... Funny how Bettys always your Car 4 a Sale....

I started a Spreadsheet my 500 her shopping Trips the Engine Light in her C Class.....my Wallet...... her Pan Cakes in high Heels on Sundays with the Tag on the Back.....2 keep our Relation Ship going........


I lost the Battle it is cheaper eating at Dennis with a Coupon...... tipping my Waitress.... ......


Yes i the Berliner lost the Battle.... just as i signed for the Mods from Italy........my Betty jumped into the 500 2 return a Handbag that willl match her Outfit....... never tell your Betty 40 Mpg.....She will
shop till they drop......

Holly Holmer where is a Recall on new Cars????????


OOOhhh i remember they had a Recall on her fav.... Bra........



Here i am sitting on the Time out Sofa with my Hounds..... can not enjoy.... the blue Pill or BeRT Reyolds just 4 Men in a Trans AM.... called the Bandit.......



I just might as well surrender my Wallet 2 the new Generation......my Betty,s Kids......... Iphone crazy Hair....

2 dumb 2 have 3 Pedals against the Firewall and a 5 Speed Tranny...... and listen 2 the Rpm,s.......

No wonder i like my old Friends.......... getting drunk......saying it can,t be done.....


We gonna do it anyway........





i am not ashamed to tell you i am and old School Modder i took a Flat Head 2 them Weber Carbs.... 2 increase Hp my Betty bought naughty Knickers from K Mart......

Where in the Hell did Time pass me...... now we mod with a Lap Top plugged in on my Betty,s Kids... 2 beef it up abit more......


while i try 2 increase Hp my Betty,s Kids get an Alert on there Iphone....there is a Midnight Sale...... on Bra,s.........


Yes i know it is the Wifi Generation.... i am old proud 2 say that Toolbox from Grand Dad....... that he left me is my Proud and Joy...........

Yep i lost the War with my Betty.... her Kids...... the Smart Phone.......how 2 fix Stuff.....


I am proud 2 Report i lost the War in my House.... but darn it there is nothing better drinking a cold One with the Modder in the Garage next Door..... asking for a Tool....... and get abit off Hands on..........


Google that Social Media........
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