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And you thought Seinfeld was funny

Late last Night i got word that my Parents come and Visit me .......... i was outside off Gullup Nm when i got the call,,,,,, Honey we will be there on Thursday.... Hope you got Room for my Ex Husband and 5 Dogs......????? Shure Mom i do......

Son, dont worry we got plenty off Coupons for Dennis and AARp Roadside Service just in Case......

Good i said....... and than i got drunk.........

Keep in Mind my 68 old Mother knocked my Stepfather out cold in the Garage with a Case of Budweiser...... Yep he is abit weak at 72....


Now they travel 2gether with 5 ugly Dogs and 12 Liters of German Beer all the Way from Topeka Ks.... in a W123 5 Cyl. Turbo Diesel... with 225k on the Clock....... going down Memory Lane like it was 1972 in Berlin...........


i got off the Phone with my Mother contacted my Irish Betty put an Alert out on her Teens Phones........ Yes we got a Code Word when Family comes into town...... Them Germans are loose......


Just like Nasa we scrample in our House try 2 find a nice Hotel 4 a Week.... a Spa 4 the Hounds so they are compfy... and i got WiFi.... while i watch my Hounds sleep .....


Omg i gotta have 2 hide the Fiat 500...... yes i have not told my Mother yet i traded the R170 4 an Italian Car......


Shame on me ....Silver really never matched them Lederhosen.. with the Top down.......


We are on High Alert just like during the Cold War.......

Just got a TM from my Step Dad pls help i am running out off Beer got Kidnapped by a German Betty..... with 5 Dogs in the Car.... she will not stop 2 let me buy some more...... I gotta Pee.... we are West of Okc....


Well better him than me.............



I am so looking forward seen my divorced Parents coming into Town after 5 years been Single...... .....






















Yep my Family might not be from Texas......



My Family is from Germany...... and let me tell you i the Berliner never thought about that my Parents got a Divorce at the tender Age at 68 and 72 5 Years ago... but i love my Parents.... no Matter what abit whacky abit crazy.......

Gotta go now there is some dusting 2 do........
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