Russj said :
>> I don't suppose you could write me a little program to get Comand to predict the winning Lottery numbers could you?
Have you ever looked at your Mercedes Comand system and thought "This is very nice but I wish it could predict the winning lottery numbers?". Yeah, me too. Well, I have a little freeware program called MBLottery that is the answer to our dreams (maybe).
Here's how it works. Firstly, you pick a day when you and your Mercedes are feeling really happy and lucky. The sun is shining, the roads are clear and you have a short journey ahead of you. Make sure you have an SD card in your Comand. Go to Navi > Destination > Routes and select Start Recording. Whistle a happy tune or sing while you are driving. When you are finished, select Stop Recording.
Now take the SD card and put it into your desktop/laptop computer.
Now this next bit is very important. Cross your fingers and touch wood - while doing so, run the MBLottery program. Hey presto, your lucky numbers will appear. Use these lucky numbers to win the lottery and - when you do - remember to thank your Mercedes and treat it especially nicely.
Nerdy stuff: what, you want to know what the program is doing? Are you sure about that? Well all I can say is that the program takes the GPS coordinates lovingly provided by your Mercedes, applies some special magic and turns them into those lucky lottery numbers.
Disclaimers: I can't be held responsible if your new-found wealth means that your spouse/partner wants to buy a yacht and all your irritating neighbours suddenly want to be your best friend. In the unlikely event that you don't win the lottery using this program, I will refund the USD 0.00 purchase price.
Here's the program: