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#1 Old 04-06-2007
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Funny joke

I had to show this one..... Just had ta....



A man was stopped by a game warden recently with two ice chests full
of
live fish in the water, leaving a
river well
known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, "Do
you have a
license to catch
those fish?"

"Naw, my friend, I ain't got no
license. These
here are my pet
fish."

"Pet fish?"

"Yep. Every night I take these fish
down to the
river and let 'em
swim'
round for a while. Then I whistle and
they jump
right back into this
ice
chest and I
take 'em home."

"That's a bunch of BS! Fish can't do
that!"

The man looked at the game warden for
a moment
and then said, It's
the
truth. I'll show you. It really
works."

"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"

The man poured the fish into the
river and stood
and waited. After
several minutes, the game warden
turned to him
and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" said the man.

"When are you going to call them
back?"

"Call who back?"

"The FISH!"

"What fish?"


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Hahaha I like it!! These days good jokes are either rude or dirty...this is one is nice!
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