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Bored on Staff Duty

I'm bored on staff duty. I have to make sporadic checks at the barracks, motorpool, and office areas a few times before and a few times after midnight. Other than that, I am sitting at this desk doing a whole lot of nothing. Anyone know any good jokes? Bonus points if they're military jokes.

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Don't miss sgt of the guard at all!!

go to the joke of the day section.

https://www.slkworld.com/joke-day/

That should keep you busy.
We don't want jokes in the off topic section.

You could always read the threads starting from 2006!
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Not really a joke, but I remember my old man "thanking" his Marine buddy by saying if it wasn't for the Marines, the Navy wouldn't have had anyone to haul around in their boats. Then they would laugh hysterically and drink beers!
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Why is it the US hasn't won a war since the creation of the USAF. Soooorrrryyyy


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Oh oh. Politics. We will be getting a reported post soon


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If it becomes a discussion it is gone
Which means if someone answers his question
It is a discussion


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Sorry.......no kidding. I just saw that there was a joke of the day section.

I'm headed there to see if I've been banned yet
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Simplyslk moderates the joke of the day section and I will let her decide on
the sexual overtones of your joke
I will move it out of this section to the joke of the day section
Because that is where jokes go


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I feel your pain. That 0200 to 0500 was the worst time. Usually ate a bunch of crap food then ended up not sleeping when I got off shift due to a queasy stomach.

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