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LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM

1. Ramone has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Ramone attempt before he has to reload?

2. Otis has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?

3. Rufus pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?

4. Dave wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to obtain the 20% profit?

5. Desmond gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have $900?

6.Tom got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

8. Tyrone knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang.
What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?

9. LaSheena is a lookout for the gang. LaSheena also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If LaSheena makes $700 week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed the Boa on one week's income?

10. Marvin steals Joe's skate board. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Joe loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?






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hah i like number ten the best.
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i really want to take the time to solve them~ hmmm are there answers??? hehehe
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i really want to take the time to solve them~ hmmm are there answers??? hehehe
Sure, as an example number 10 = 440 feet by the time the 357 magnum is ready to fire. 15 mph = 22 foot/second. Math is my friend.

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very funy, thanks mate.
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wow~ I admire your skills* I use to tutor kids, maybe this would have helped...although I was never good with math, more english....seems like a x rated iq test~
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I think the exam is flawed.

1) It doesn't matter how many shots Ramone misses per 10 shots. He's only going to get 2 drive bys per clip. Nobody goes to a third with only 4 rounds left.
2) The value of the rest of his hold is zero. Miguel ripped him off.
3) No ho is worth $85 a trick!
4) Dave is an idiot. He should step on that coke at least 50%.
5) Desmond only needs to steal one more 4X4 for $900. A lot easier than trying to bypass the alarm on a Vette.
6) Tom's common-law wife will go through that money in a month, then rat him out on the other 4 murders to make sure he stays in and doesn't get out to kill her.
7) The correct answer is 4 letters. The rest of the paint gets huffed.
8) Tyrone knocked them all up. He's only supporting 3 of them.
9) There are enough rats in the gang's crib to keep the boa fed forever. LaSheena don't have to buy nuttin'.
10) Marvin won't get 5 feet. Only a moron walks around with an unloaded .357 Magnum.






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