Bumper Sticker (on exterior of glass) or Plate Frame I'm making to put on the back of my car:
"Nice Car! Shame your turn signals already broke."
I was going to do "Unlike Your Mercedes (Porsche, BMW, Lexus, etc.) mine has working turn signals." but I thought that was just a bit to provacative. I do not want the car damaged.
The favorite bumper sticker I have and threatend to put on my Mom's minivan, but it would start a war in Texas. It's from www.bettybowers.com
and it says:
"Unlike the hellbound, demonspawn in your car, my children are Saved!"
I love all of those LandoverBaptist.com bumper strips.
I also have one that I will never put on the car, even sitting in the window. It's got a southern belle with lots of cleavage showing out of her fuzzy sweater saying "9 out of 10 Baptist Divorcees Want Gays to Stop Undermining the Sanctity of Marriage." That would get it set on fire, for sure!
Ah, I love witty bumper stickers, but hate putting anything on the car that is permanent.
What's your favorite bumper sticker you've seen?
To quote Betty Bowers: "Love the sinner. Hate their clothes."