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Kill them quickly, kill them slowly.

Had to do a supermarket run on my own.

On the way home there was a little 'play'.

A Porsche, who was just being nippy like me.
Courtesy both ways (often the way with those folks).

A Merc 350, simple zap.
However, a BM got in the way and got upset that he was not the fastest car on the road.
He nearly launched into me a set of lights.

Next set, two lanes
I pull into lane one, giving him the shot at two, which he takes.
Then he pulls up with the front of his car level with the rear of my door.
The blind spot as we bikers call it.
I know these lights well, so I think 'OK, If he wants to be a thicko I'll let him go'.
So I only creep forward on the change.
Pillock wheel spun so much that I got bored.
Burnt him good up to legal limit.
Was 90% sure he wasn't unmarked, the spin made that 200%.

Try as he could he could not get near and I got to stay legal.


That's the quick.

Now the slow.
In a 30 limit, approaching lights.
On solid amber and heading for red so I stop (Amber means stop in the UK).
Red 4x4 nearly tail ends me, but for the fact that I saw it develop behind and rolled on a yard, or so.
He and his wife glare at me. She nearly nutted the windscreen.
He obviously thought a sports car automatically bursts the lights and he would follow.
By which time they would be solid red on entrance!
I turn left just after, he sped past me as if that scored a point.

I like speed, love it even.
But time and place.

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Then, when the boot raises, I can have an option to deploy an alternative deterrent
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No pics, or videos...it never happened
The way I like it!

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Something like 4000+ wax jobs ehh?


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I had a similar experience with a Golf "R" (310 hp turbo 4wd) some weeks ago. Normally these drivers play with what they see. Not any more

Just before I winter storaged my car, I had a draw with a brand new M3 Coupe thru a tunnel tube. After passing (leagal speed, of course) he changed lane and braked to see what was behind and chasing him - a 12 year old car
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With the cars we have, maby we should ease off - occasionally

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With the cars we have, maby we should ease off - occasionally
Ironically, that is exactly what I was going to do with the BM.
But once he started spinning those fronts...

Hard to resist.

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Ironically, that is exactly what I was going to do with the BM.
But once he started spinning those fronts...

Hard to resist.
Sorry, have no clue what a BM refers to in English. In Sweden a BM is a different type of vehicle. And normally they dont spin the fronts
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Looks and sounds the same though

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Sports?

With front wheel drive?

Not for me.

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BMW doesn't make a FWD vehicle... except for the Mini Cooper that is.
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Something like 4000+ wax jobs ehh?
Now this one had me spitting breakfast cereal, thanks Len


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Little knowledge of them, but only his front wheels looked to be spinning.
Hence the assumption front wheel drive.
I would expect an AWD to push through front wheel spin, but again I have no experience with them.

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