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He called my car a BEAST! How did he know that was her name?

2014 mustang gt 420 hp

I was going to turn right at this corner but saw a mustang that wanted to play




I had him turn into the gas station to chat
He had to pick up up his friend there anyway
I took some pics to make him feel good
He has stock 420 hp
I got that beat
He said he knows
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Nice car there @jbanks15 . Have to say I get this all the time - but in my case it is usually a boy racer in his 1994 Vauxhall Corsa, baseball cap round the wrong way, music blaring, with the rear suspension almost on the floor from the weight of the speakers in the boot (trunk to you lot over t'pond) who want to take on 'granddad in a sports car'.

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I always avoid em...
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you sound like you smoke 60 a day banks.
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That is my sexy voice. I have never smoked
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Hmmm....great video and chat. Wife loved it...still can't understand why she won't ride with me?☺️☺️☺️. ☺️☺️

Might want to take the beast to a vet.......I think I heard a rattle.......🤧
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A rattle? you drinking again?
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I pulled in for it was the nearest place and he had to meet a friend there
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I took some pics to make him feel good
Heh heh!! Little did he know that they would end up in the Hall of Shame
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Love your vids JB! At least you have some decent competition and roads over there unlike London which is full of Lambo & Fezza drivers who just want to ponce around and don't know how to get out of 2nd gear.
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Unlike California with their abundance of exotic and expensive cars, my neck of the woods has hardly any.I know of a yellow ferrari that the owner said I could easily beat.

Mercedes Benz SLK Forum - View Single Post - Ferrari at Starbucks this morning
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It's the 'Style Police' you'd have to watch out for if you drove a 'stang as tasteless as that....
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That is my sexy voice. I have never smoked
Do you do 'Total eclipse of the heart' turns at you local Karaoke bar?



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Of course! I told you I was sexy
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Do you do 'Total eclipse of the heart' turns at you local Karaoke bar?



Perhaps Faster than the speed of night might be more appropriate!?
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I'm not mean... but I am 'roofless' at every opportunity!
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