"Pick up" line for you

**SLKman** · 08-17-2007

I was driving down the road yesterday and thought of this pick up line. Wonder if it would work?

One of you single guys will have to give it a try. LOL (Or maybe a married guy looking to become single... ha ha)

Go into a bar, sit next to a beautiful woman and say this to her.

You know, as I was driving here my Mercedes Convertable was telling me he was looking for a girlfriend.

I said I didn't know cars had girlfiends??? He, my car, said, "no no, the girlfriend is for you, she just gets to drive me!"

I bet you get that girl's Phone number!!! ROFLOL

Good Luck!

SLKman

**Ynot** · 08-17-2007

You'll be getting the gold digger type if that's what you want. I have a bad habit of flirting with pretty girls, the prettier you are, the more I flirt. It's all in good fun. I'm happily married.

**Woolly** · 08-17-2007

When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.

**SLKman** · 08-17-2007

Smart woman!!! LOL

Guy sitting next to girl in bar says..."You look like my 4th wife."

Girl says, "wow. How many times you been married?"

Man say, "Three times."

SLKman

**Woolly** · 08-17-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by SLKman

Guy sitting next to girl in bar says..."You look like my 4th wife."

Girl says, "wow. How many times you been married?"

Man say, "Three times."

SLKman

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Wimbledon_SLK · 08-18-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ynot

You'll be getting the gold digger type if that's what you want. I have a bad habit of flirting with pretty girls, the prettier you are, the more I flirt. It's all in good fun. I'm happily married.

I confirm this is very true and I am now single again!

**Ynot** · 08-18-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wimbledon_SLK

I confirm this is very true and I am now single again!

, sometimes I wish I was but I do love my wife and my little boy so it's not an option.

Wimbledon_SLK · 08-18-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ynot

, sometimes I wish I was but I do love my wife and my little boy so it's not an option.

You are a lucky man. Its wonderful when it works, and its hell when it doesn't......
but hey.. my SLK.. is cheaper to run, she never says no.... and.. NO HEADACHES!

**Ynot** · 08-18-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wimbledon_SLK

You are a lucky man. Its wonderful when it works, and its hell when it doesn't......
but hey.. my SLK.. is cheaper to run, she never says no.... and.. NO HEADACHES!

haha, true

V8SLK · 08-19-2007

if i told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Baron7700 · 08-20-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by SLKman

Smart woman!!! LOL

Guy sitting next to girl in bar says..."You look like my 4th wife."

Girl says, "wow. How many times you been married?"

Man say, "Three times."

SLKman

Similar to, "you look like my next girlfriend"

I used to park my car within sight of what ever bar i am at, but i soon realized, when i leave i get wayyy to much attention for my liking. Good and bad, citizens and cops alike.

Unfortunatly, ull end up with more gold digger girls than you would like.... but hey im not plannin on marryen them!

08-17-2007	#1 (permalink)
SLKman Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Houston Texas Vehicle: 2000 Copper Designo Sport Posts: 1,063 Country: Thanks: 261 Thanked 73 Times in 35 Posts	"Pick up" line for you I was driving down the road yesterday and thought of this pick up line. Wonder if it would work? One of you single guys will have to give it a try. LOL (Or maybe a married guy looking to become single... ha ha) Go into a bar, sit next to a beautiful woman and say this to her. You know, as I was driving here my Mercedes Convertable was telling me he was looking for a girlfriend. I said I didn't know cars had girlfiends??? He, my car, said, "no no, the girlfriend is for you, she just gets to drive me!" I bet you get that girl's Phone number!!! ROFLOL Good Luck! SLKman __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 2000 SLK230 copper Designo Sport To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Ynot Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Colorado Vehicle: 06' MBZ SLK Posts: 2,791 Country: Thanks: 135 Thanked 35 Times in 30 Posts	You'll be getting the gold digger type if that's what you want. I have a bad habit of flirting with pretty girls, the prettier you are, the more I flirt. It's all in good fun. I'm happily married. __________________ 06' SLK 350, Iridium/Ash all pkgs. 6-spd, 19" DCR. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Woolly Founding Member #8 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Co. Durham, UK Vehicle: 2004 SLK350 Other Toys: Cars, Bikes, Boats & Aircraft!! Posts: 972 Country: Thanks: 28 Thanked 26 Times in 16 Posts	When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 2005 BMW LT - 16 countries, 2 CONTINENTS & counting 2004 MB SLK 350 Andradite Green (6 speed manual] 1999 Ducati ST2 2003 Vauxhaul Vectra 1974 Triumph Bonneville 750 T140V 1937 Norton 500 single (all still current)

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SLKman Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Houston Texas Vehicle: 2000 Copper Designo Sport Posts: 1,063 Country: Thanks: 261 Thanked 73 Times in 35 Posts	Smart woman!!! LOL Guy sitting next to girl in bar says..."You look like my 4th wife." Girl says, "wow. How many times you been married?" Man say, "Three times." SLKman __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 2000 SLK230 copper Designo Sport To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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