Bitch Slappin' the S4's....

RacerCub68 · 10-11-2007

On the wet autocross track, I was able to snuff them with my stock '88 Fiero GT on street tires. However, I got a chance at two Audi S4's with my SLK recently.

One, I passed him and dove into the decreasing radius on-ramp of the causeway. I shocked him so bad, he dropped his cell phone and by the time I was on the causeway, I couldn't even see him in my rear-view anymore.

The second one, I got next to on the freeway, tooted the horn then we both blasted off with me leaving him in the dust.

Is it too much to ask to find someone who ownes one of these that can actually drive it? Is every S4 owned by someone permanently attached to their cell phone who can't downshift?

Time to pull over and give the car to someone who will enjoy it! Which really goes for the first one, as his was a cabrio with the top up in 82 degrees...

**FishtailnZ** · 10-11-2007

Hand held cell phone use has been made illegal where I live thank God! Heavy fine/points too if caught - same as for imprudent/dangerous driving. For some people, the brain goes off when that thing rings.

Vance · 10-11-2007

Too bad half the time I'm too afraid to put the pedal to the metal against other cars. On the freeways especially, cops are absolutely fierce and plentiful. And speeding tickets for just 20 miles over the limit are literally $1000 bucks. I wish I could find somewhere relatively safe and open.

Baron7700 · 10-11-2007

i want to be one of the first people here that is given a free S4!

Tho i must ask, was it the b6 4.2 s4 or the b5 2.7t s4?

**F111F** · 10-12-2007

Got a buddy with a S4 Stage 3 2.7T, you would not be able to leave in the dust. He gives grief to the Z06's. However, I can believe a normal S4 is easy to dust with your SLK350.

RacerCub68 · 10-13-2007

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Originally Posted by Baron7700

i want to be one of the first people here that is given a free S4!

Tho i must ask, was it the b6 4.2 s4 or the b5 2.7t s4?

The 4.2L ones. The Fiero race win might have been against 2.7T if they're the previous model.

It's not a discussion on beating the cars racing, well, the Fiero did that on the track, it was more that I wasn't able to meet up with people who were either driving them or capable of it.

It's like the old man here who drives the Porsche Carrera GT (in old-man silver, of course) at barely 35 MPH and doesn't take the roof off even in 74 degree weather. Brand whores should be made to turn their cars over to enthusiasts!

igosuperfast · 10-14-2007

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Originally Posted by RacerCub68

The 4.2L ones. The Fiero race win might have been against 2.7T if they're the previous model.

It's not a discussion on beating the cars racing, well, the Fiero did that on the track, it was more that I wasn't able to meet up with people who were either driving them or capable of it.

It's like the old man here who drives the Porsche Carrera GT (in old-man silver, of course) at barely 35 MPH and doesn't take the roof off even in 74 degree weather. Brand whores should be made to turn their cars over to enthusiasts!

Tell me about it, I used to drive a beat up toyota and once I passed an old geezer in a ferrari in one of the highways in the area. Wasn't going slow, but definitely too timid... pathetic

Otsego · 10-15-2007

exotic car owners drive slowly so that walking people can enjoy looking and listening

Baron7700 · 10-15-2007

the 4.2's have 340 horsepower outta teh v8, but they weigh alot more. So i would say they are around the same performance lvl as the 350.

10-11-2007	#1 (permalink)
RacerCub68 Elite SLK World Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: South Beach (Miami Beach, FL) Vehicle: 2006 SLK350 - All Opts. Except AMG Package & Auto. Clean looking 6-speed. Posts: 710 Country: Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Bitch Slappin' the S4's.... On the wet autocross track, I was able to snuff them with my stock '88 Fiero GT on street tires. However, I got a chance at two Audi S4's with my SLK recently. One, I passed him and dove into the decreasing radius on-ramp of the causeway. I shocked him so bad, he dropped his cell phone and by the time I was on the causeway, I couldn't even see him in my rear-view anymore. The second one, I got next to on the freeway, tooted the horn then we both blasted off with me leaving him in the dust. Is it too much to ask to find someone who ownes one of these that can actually drive it? Is every S4 owned by someone permanently attached to their cell phone who can't downshift? Time to pull over and give the car to someone who will enjoy it! Which really goes for the first one, as his was a cabrio with the top up in 82 degrees...

10-11-2007	#2 (permalink)
FishtailnZ Don't feed the trolls... Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Nfld., Canada Other Toys: Wife, kids, dogs... Posts: 1,490 Country: Thanks: 285 Thanked 211 Times in 94 Posts	Hand held cell phone use has been made illegal where I live thank God! Heavy fine/points too if caught - same as for imprudent/dangerous driving. For some people, the brain goes off when that thing rings. __________________ - Bill Waiting on a 2009 C63 Opal Fire Red/Alpaca Grey R.I.P. 2006 SLK55 Caspian Blue/Beige Stock 1/4 mile results: ET 12.72, trap 110.80, 60' 1.80 Some guys they just give up living and start dying little by little, piece by piece. Some guys come home from work and wash up and go racin' in the street... - B. Springsteen

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Baron7700 Elite SLK World Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pennyslvania Vehicle: 2006 Slk 350 Other Toys: Lots of ATV's Posts: 1,599 Country: Thanks: 3 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	the 4.2's have 340 horsepower outta teh v8, but they weigh alot more. So i would say they are around the same performance lvl as the 350.

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