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Originally Posted by Zut  |
Bill, theys talkin in code so I caint read it and the rest of it he wrote real fast to mess me up. I got tha rocket part, Im jus waitin til they blast off. Lass time NASA said they waz blastin tha shuttle off, me an Bubba went there, we camped out an waited 7 months, one day tha guy what came by ever mornin ta pickup our beer cans asked us,"why ya'll campin here" I said we waz waitin on tha shuttle ta tak off. He waz
an asked what shuttle, tha space shuttle I sayd. Oh, that blasted off 7 months ago frum Florida he sayd. Florida I yelld, they waz posed to tak off from Cape Kenide. He sayd,, tha did, tis is Cape Cod.
me an Bubba waz told tha Kenidees live here, they do he sayd Cape Kenide is named fur them in Florida. Then he sayd, ya'll kin wait here tho tha next one leevs frum here in a week or so. 4 weeks later we seen tha feller drivin a bran new truck, Bubba asted him ifn he wun tha lotry, no he sayd, tha price of luminum wint up an all yous beer cans payd fer this truk
then Bubba asted him bout tha shuttle, he sayd it waz pospond til nex week or so..we wayted 4 mor weeks an finly gived up. On tha way back outa thar we seen that feller cryin at tha bridge hollerin "No No come back"
We ciphered he dun fell in luv wid cuzin Bustba.